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Me: (picks a stick up off her car’s windshield)
Jeremy: Hey, what’s brown and sticky?
Me: A stick!
Both: (laugh immoderately)
That is our mutual favorite joke. Trufax.
(Jeremy’s individual favorite joke is the one where a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face?” My individual favorite joke is the one where a piece of string is rejected from a bar, ties a knot in itself, ruffles up its hair, and the bartender says “aren’t you that piece of string?” and the bartender says “no, I’m a frayed knot.” bwahahahaha.)
My favourite joke is “What’s the fastest food in Britain?”
Then you cut them off when they ask “what.”
“Scone!” (Which is funny because they pronounce it “scon” here.)
Then you can follow up with “What’s the fastest town in Scotland?”
“Nairn!” (that’s ‘neern,’ which is a fun video game car-racing sound to make.)
And if you want to then make it less funny, ask the same of Switzerland. “Nyon!” with that French roundness, you know? It was funny when I was in Nyon, anyway.
Today’s comic did not appear last night as it should have; I’ve now corrected the error.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
APPROXIMATELY ONE WEEK AGO:
Me: (picks a stick up off her car’s windshield)
Jeremy: Hey, what’s brown and sticky?
Me: A stick!
Both: (laugh immoderately)
That is our mutual favorite joke. Trufax.
(Jeremy’s individual favorite joke is the one where a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face?” My individual favorite joke is the one where a piece of string is rejected from a bar, ties a knot in itself, ruffles up its hair, and the bartender says “aren’t you that piece of string?” and the bartender says “no, I’m a frayed knot.” bwahahahaha.)
June 19th, 2007 at 8:24 am
Hmph. I guess I’m just a stick in the mud.
Oh, well. At least this passes for dialog.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “You can come in but don’t start anything.”
June 29th, 2007 at 6:37 am
My favourite joke is “What’s the fastest food in Britain?”
Then you cut them off when they ask “what.”
“Scone!” (Which is funny because they pronounce it “scon” here.)
Then you can follow up with “What’s the fastest town in Scotland?”
“Nairn!” (that’s ‘neern,’ which is a fun video game car-racing sound to make.)
And if you want to then make it less funny, ask the same of Switzerland. “Nyon!” with that French roundness, you know? It was funny when I was in Nyon, anyway.